I love you pup! Thank you for serving me.
It’s my pleasure to serve you, Master – every day and forever. Thank you for your gift of ownership.
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Kimono thrift shopping. All silk. $5. They wouldn’t let...
Kimono thrift shopping. All silk. $5. They wouldn’t let me try anything on because I’m a dude, so I’m telling them I’m shopping for my 180cm 135kg mom. Plausible.
View ArticleIs your dick bigger then your masters?
Heh, no. That’s like comparing an eggplant to a dill pickle.
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carnenchiladas: Meowth! I think this is our fourth Pokemon...
carnenchiladas:Meowth!I think this is our fourth Pokemon Center (Osaka).
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brandedbulltank: 6 June 2016: When Master says “Present!” Mine....
brandedbulltank: 6 June 2016: When Master says “Present!”Mine.
View ArticleNoodles and Beef, the goodbye videoVideo transcript:I’m...
Noodles and Beef, the goodbye videoVideo transcript:I’m not really good at video so, bear with me.Hi, my name is Dylan, I’m the person who writes Noodles and Beef dot com, and this is my goodbye...
View ArticleWhat comes next?
A brief history of my journal: 2001–2002: Gojita, hosted on my own perl scripted blog 2002–2009: ekigyuu, hosted on Livejournal 2009–2016: noodlesandbeef, hosted on Tumblr 2016– Newsletter? The...
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Video Test
Here’s a test video of me being serviced. You will likely need to click to watch. Annnnnd one more video test, just to be safe.
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Complicated photo layouts
Reeeeaaaallly hope complicated image layouts work. Spring is happening in Seattle, so Biff and I bought some plants for our roof garden. Had three straight days of touch-ups over the areas where I...
View ArticleWelcome to self-hosted
If all goes well, you are currently reading my first self-hosted email newsletter. Last month, my email service bill topped $200. Who knew email lists were so expensive? My self hosted solution cuts...
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Vote for me as Mr Brut
I apologize in advanced for the shameless ask for your vote, but I’m attending the Brüt party for New York Pride next week and the pups think I have a shot at winning. Criteria for Mr Brüt are vague,...
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Prepping for NYC Pride
As mentioned previously, I’ll be in New York City for Pride. This is my first NYC Pride and I’m extremely excited to celebrate with my pup Angus. Here are the parties we have planned (so far): Friday...
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Three Small Adventures
I can’t get into specifics…but, Alpha has been away on family matters and his absence has been difficult. When he came back this week, I was surprised with a date to see Here Lies Love by Fatboy Slim....
View ArticleThanks, but no tanks
Last week I wrote a post detailing my breakup with my pup tank, followed by his attempts to reconnect, and then I asked y’all if I should let this person back into my life. The response was...
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Happy Pride Everyone!
It’s going to be a busy summer: New York City for Pride Montreal (I’ve never been!) Providence and Boston for Angus Ptown for Bear Week What started out as a long weekend in New York has turned into a...
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NYC Day 1: Angus and Krypto
I’ve been working on getting more comfortable with my submissive side (krypto) but its been slow going. Work and family stress haven’t been helping. But when angus visited us for Memorial Weekend,...
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NYC Day 2: Furball
Furball was held in a smaller venue than usual. It was cramped and frustrating, despite excellent music. The highlight for me was meeting some online friends, including sixfootfiveguy, whom I’ve known...
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NYC Day 3: Tea dance(s)
We had originally planned to do the so called “VIP Rooftop” party for tea, but the venue was tiny and the crowd weird, so we left. As a fallback, Angus used his connections to get us on the sold out...
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